Please STOP Smoking Around your Pets...Quit or Take it Outside, Thanks SOOO Much:)

Hello my human friends, I am Mr. Luxurious Greezoo Diamond and I am your cat avatar. I insist you look at my fine luxuriant silver fur and pet me every time you walk by. You are walking by me regularly, I hope? And pick up some of that high caliber catnip on your way to the mall! 

I like windows, strings, tiny moving objects emitting red points of light, melted vanilla ice cream and being petted while I eat my food. Please remember to vacuum my long hair daily as I loathe being brushed.

 Actually, there is nothing I hate more, abhor more than those disgusting burning things some of you humans have dangling from your mouths. So unsightly, a real fire hazard next to my luxurious fur.
Do I have to keep running away to another room and rolling my eyes? Please understand, I am only 17 pounds, with very tiny lungs that have to work overtime in comparison to yours to beat the second-hand smoke.

 So please stay tuned to my master chef Nikki Diamond's assiduous notetaking here. We your beloved furry friends want all you smokers to take it outside, because every cigarette you smoke, we are smoking along with you! Grrrrrrr! 

Note: Nikki wanted a pet bird, but not after I came along, ha ha! 

Now, remember, y'all. Vet bills don't come cheap. Practice prevention. Thanks for stopping by and admiring my silver tresses.

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